" chop off "

 [ "chop off" ]

1: when taking a shit and the turd is too long or you have run out of shitting time you have to chop off

  * e.g.,  ... i was in the middle of taking a shit and the wife kept shouting on me it was nearly a foot long but i had to get up and chop off 

 [ "chop-off" ]

1: Excretion cut short in an untimely fashion by use of the anal sphincter muslces; the resulting product.

  * e.g.,  ... 'Damn, no time, I'm gonna have to do a chop-off.' 

 [ "Chopped Off" ]

1: Receiving a blowjob

  * e.g.,  ... "How did it go with that chick last night? Did she chop you off" 

 [ "Chopped-Off" ]

1: The extreme fetish of having your wife/girlfriend cut off your penis.

  * e.g.,  ... Elliott - You getting chopped-off tonight? Mittch - Oh...heelllll yes. 

 [ "chop off poo" ]

1: when you are consumed in the act of pooing, and are having a jolly good time, and you have to squeeze the poo off early for reasons like a phone call or an I.M., thus leaving you unsatisfied, and with quite a messy bottom to deal with.

  * e.g.,  ... I have to chop one off, and answer the phone. 

 [ "chop off dick december" ]

1: the month to chop dicks off

  * e.g.,  ... why do you still have your dick, its chop off dick december! 

 [ "chopping it off" ]

1: Making an excess amount of cash

  * e.g.,  ... Sky and Virgin control the market - they are chopping it off! 

 [ "Off Chops" ]

1: Australian slang for someone under the influence of chemical substances.

  * e.g.,  ... "look at Mitch he's off chops!" 

 [ "off chops" ]

1: Australian idiom usually expressed after dropping a good pill or after smoking/injecting some quality meth.

  * e.g.,  ... Man that's good gear I'm off chops. 

 [ "off chops" ]

1: an interchangeable expression that is used to describe something 'awesome' or 'cool'. Often used when elated or excited over a specific happening or event. Can also be capatialised 'OFF CHOPS' to depict higher elation. Often confused with the less awesome 'off the chops', used to signify one's ability to never get laid.

  * e.g.,  ... "Bro, how was last night with the missus" "Esh lad, It was OFF CHOPS"